Get rid of the "sad bastard" music already. It does me no good when I'm out running. The sappy, slow (sluggish really) stuff just has to go. Time to sift through iTunes and start adding some new fava flav to your memory. Upload that shit soon, or else I'll show you something to shuffle about.
Your disgruntled owner
p.s. I haven't lost all hope in you iPod: Your play of "Hope for the Hopeless" during the last leg of my run was clutch.